I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life.
you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food
I was masturbating in my room with the door closed and just as I was about to come, my dad walked in without knocking and gave me an exhausted look before leaving. I finished and walked out to see him making a sandwich in the kitchen, so I asked “what kind of sandwich are you having?” He said “a disappointment sandwich, why do you do this?” and went into the other room to read the newspaper
ok there’s so many places to sit in this room why did this guy have to sit next to me i’m trying to read inappropriate things on my computer